I won't change to roasted asparagus. I refuse to do so. I refuse to eat that stuff. Unlikely I'll become mashed potatoes, either. I may regularly be garlic sauce, though. Judging by the reactions I get from some people, more like onions dipped in cayenne pepper.
Oh, my skin. Yeah. Like onion peels. After a piece about 4 inches square came off, my son said not to worry, I'd grow a new skin soon.
