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TopNotch

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When you REALLY need a bigger boat...
« on: July 22, 2018, 06:47:41 pm »
Paddle faster!!!

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Re: When you REALLY need a bigger boat...
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2018, 08:00:43 pm »
Better hope the shark isn't hungry, and that you don't leave a blood scent.  Paddling faster will only delay the inevitable.  Better not to smell of fear and not thrash the water.  I'd stop paddling.
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Re: When you REALLY need a bigger boat...
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2018, 09:54:50 pm »
A better solution is to have a two man kayak.  Push the second man overboard.  Like the saying "I don't have to outrun the bear.  I just have to outrun you."
« Last Edit: July 22, 2018, 09:56:23 pm by Fierofool »
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Re: When you REALLY need a bigger boat...
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2018, 09:58:32 pm »
A little late for the second man trick.
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Re: When you REALLY need a bigger boat...
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2018, 08:21:12 am »
 I grew up on the Ocean, I DO NOT SWIM in the OCEAN. that shark can swim in 3 ft. of water.
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