After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange. So she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.
Husband: What’s up?
Wife: According to the DNA test results, this is not our kid!
Husband: Well, don’t you remember? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had ^%!) itself.
You said: "Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for
you here."
So I went inside, left the dirty one there and got a
clean one.
MORAL: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.
