The Blond Flight Attendant...
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
“Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot & sexy looking female passenger on board, who looks sad & quite frightened. The man sitting beside her is a fat old slob, who looks like a lech,very sullen, mean, and dangerous!"
The captain responds..., “Patricia, I’ve told you this before. This is Air Force One...”
