I sat down to dinner, and started looking through the menu. The lighting was dim, and I was having a hard time making out the words. The waitress came by, and asked me if I'd like some more time. I asked where the drinks were, and she said on the back. I turned to the back...and realized that I was holding the menu upside down.
When I placed my order, I read off the menu what I thought it said. My wife made a face, then changed my order. Apparently, ”puffered meat lover's sandwich” isn't what the menu says.
When I went up to pay the checque, they asked if I'd like the senior discount. No, I would not!
My wife offered to read the menu for me, going forward. Really, it was the dim lighting, but the micro print didn't help.