It must be a Monday. Results back.
I was right. They didn't like my answers. I got called into a room, where the review people just stared at me. They have no sense of humor. I offered them all bubble gum. The atomic gum. They really should brush their teeth, or not be so sensitive about the things stuck in tneir teeth. I could've sworn that one was wearing a wig, but he insisted it wasn't.
What a waste of taxpayer $! These are all subjective; how can there be a "wrong" answer?
My answers were something like these:
Draw a line: They didn't specify a straight line, or the angle. If it needn't be straight, it could curve to the left and right. So I drew an infinite loop.
Red, purple, green, blue: Green seemed like a good color, at the time. They wanted black. That wasn't one of the options.
Word association dough: Cookie, obviously.
Compare to an object, boss: Cobra Mustang
Compare to an object, co-worker: vase
Each day at work, I
eat with
a fork.
What do you fear most: offspring by people who create these evaluations.
Order these lines | | | |
Pressure clock, calendar, timeline: the one you have to carry
My design with the blocks wasn't the design they wanted. I made a boat. They wanted a lattice. I never admitted what I made, but insisted that there was a lattice, and feigned disbelief that he couldn't see a lattice.
Write random words: I followed that instruction EXACTLY. I wrote MY random words. They should be more clear with their instructions.
Yes or No: I circled it. Next time, maybe a box.
Who is first: whomever is at the head of the line. Apparently, that is discriminatory.
Food choices: "edible"
For each of the following professions, state the appropriate gender: I am offended by this question and its inherent labeling. The discriminatory implication of a relationship between a profession and a gender is insulting. Nowhere in this question were minorities included in this use of traditional static roles filled by the majority of people, thus anyone who asked such a question could not possibly be in tune with societal norms. As gender is or is not required, the label may be inferred, if necessary, from that implied profession, and completely subjective to each reader, pursuant to the preference of the entity whereby referenced, as interpreted by common sense.
They were not appreciative of my answers. Fortunately, they have to fill a quota. I scored above the people who scribbled over the questions they didn't like, and above those who cut holes in the paper.
I don't remember my answers for the lie detector. I made most of them up. I was told not to tamper with the lie detector. Yeah, hook me up to the lie detector, and I'll give my answer.
Everything the head guy asked, I asked how that made him feel, or what he thought of that. I don't know how those sessions are supposed to go. I was contributing. He asked a question, then I asked a question. If he didn't like being asked questions, maybe he should remember the Golden Rule.