Welcome. As I read along, I got to the part where you said you 'sold the wife' and I thought OH, LORDY! Then I read the rest. Whew!.
Have someone operate the clutch and observe that the slave pushrod and clutch release arm are moving. Does the car still move under it's own power. Will it go into gear with the engine running?
We don't have any active members in SC, though there are a number of forum members. Only one that I know of might do a clutch replacement. He's Todd Wiekel who has moved The Fiero Farm operation from Kansas to North Charleston, SC. I know he has the ability to do the job, I'm just not sure if he does work for others, but he isn't very far from you.
I'll send you an email with his contact info.
Charlie